Babylon Bee (Page 5)

Ceasefire Begins After Trump and Iran Forget Whose Turn It Was To Attack The Other

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Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse

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10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House

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Iranian President Caught Using Cardboard Cutout Of Ayatollah To Sneak Into HOV Lane

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Dad (Man Cold) Listed As Questionable For Sunday

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Trump Says There May Still Be Time To Save Midterm For Republicans By Starting A New War

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Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists

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Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

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Loser Disciple Can’t Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid

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Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements

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‘The Babylon Bee’ Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo

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Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God

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Toddler Says He Definitely Does Not Need To Potty — Update: TODDLER NEEDS TO POTTY RIGHT NOW

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